and then I realize I’m kind of hungry, and then my body’s like, “Noooo, I don’t want pizza, pizza sounds gross because it’s not the most nourishing thing I can eat right now”
like
okay this is the IDEAL time to eat pizza because you just got lost on a fucking run, dumbass. Take your cheesy-carbohydratey opportunities while you can most efficiently digest and justify them!
But no. Apparently, I DON’T WANT PIZZA. What fucking universe do healthy people live in? Is this it? IS THIS IT