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Hugs all around

Twentysomething Oregonian student who wants to learn, laugh, and maybe orgasm occasionally is that SO much to ask
Jul 27 '14

Wait so is it not common knowledge that the jingle was originally,

"Eeny meeny miny moe,

catch a n****r by the toe,

if he hollers,

let him go”

?

That’s the way my mom learned it. *shudders*

Jul 24 '14

Oregon just wakin’ up like this w mist on the river and whatnot

Jul 21 '14

I have one rule for camping

under no circumstances are you to bring/wear a bra.  

Jul 17 '14

(Source: vanessayves)

Jul 14 '14
ianthe:

nunsandbongsjesusanddongs:

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.



i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG


I’m not even sorry

this always makes me laugh lmfao

oh sweet oven-roasted titties it’s back. r-money has risen. let us give thanks and praise this day

ianthe:

nunsandbongsjesusanddongs:

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

image

i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG

Is it wrong to love this?

I’m not even sorry

this always makes me laugh lmfao

oh sweet oven-roasted titties it’s back. r-money has risen. let us give thanks and praise this day

Jul 7 '14

I work at a retirement home now

Me on phone: Hi Nellie, someone just told me you looked like you weren’t feeling well at dinner tonight, and I wanted to check in.

Nellie: Ohhhh… it’s just something that’s happening.

Jul 7 '14

(Source: iraffiruse)

Jul 5 '14
mountainsandmountains:

BEST YARD SALE SIGN EVER #heygirl #RyanGosling #portland #yardsalesign

mountainsandmountains:

BEST YARD SALE SIGN EVER #heygirl #RyanGosling #portland #yardsalesign

Jul 2 '14

vinegod:

How I feel every time I have to leave my dog at home by Patrick Barnes

Jun 30 '14
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